Hello there. I am Cornwallis Winston Thatcher, a bulldog. If you’re reading this, YOU ARE MY FRIEND. CONGRATULATIONS. NO TAKE BACKS. Scroll down to meet some of my other friends!



This is Shadow, a witch cat. Also quite the foodie. ?️??
COMMENTS (1)
Shadow: I see that you haven’t eaten that bird I brought you. Is there something wrong with it? Because I got that bird for you.

This is Clem the Victorian Bulldog. He’s my favorite. Don’t tell the others.
COMMENTS (2)
Andromeda: You know this is public right? We can see this.
Bacon: LOL ? nice try, @Cornwallis. We all know that I’m your favorite fellow pooch.

This is Lyra the Domestic Shorthair. You should definitely pet her. It’s not a trap.
COMMENTS (1)
Andromeda: Sisters 4 life!!!?

This is Andromeda, a clawbeast. She knows all your secrets. Yes. You.
COMMENTS (2)
Lyra: Sis, this is a scary pic of you. Mom has plenty of nicer ones!
Andromeda: @Lyra I like this one. My eyes look so quizzical.

This is Bacon the Cockapoo. He finally caught that duck.? Praise him for he is a good boy.
COMMENTS (1)
Bacon: I also have a graduate degree from Cal Arts but no one ever brings it up.?

This is Lincoln the Rhodesian Ridgeback. She is seen here in a rare moment of calm.
COMMENTS (2)
Bacon: Wow! You look so peaceful here @Lincoln
Clem: Great photo ?

This is Canela the Philosopher. Don’t disturb her. She’s thinking deep thoughts. They’re almost entirely about squirrels but still…deep thoughts.
COMMENTS (1)
Lyra: Squirrels are the beeeest

This is Shiloh. She sleeps with one eye open to make sure we’re all safe.

This is Cheetah. I keep telling C that she doesn’t blend into the rug enough to set a trap but she doesn’t listen.
COMMENTS (1)
Cheetah: I listened! Don’t worry, humans. Nothing’s wrong. You should walk on the rug. Nothing’s coming for your ankles.

This is Spencer the Loaf Kitten. He is lying that way so you know that he is bread and not donuts. He would never be a donut.
COMMENTS (1)
Clem: BREAD?? DID YOU SAY BREAD??? I LOVE BREAD.

This is my buddy, Bailey the Pitbull. Those spots used to be tiny but they get a little bit bigger every time he loves a new human. He will be mostly spot soon.
COMMENTS (1)
Bacon: Big fan of the spots!

This the bunny trifecta: Rumbles, Cookie and Violet. Make no mistake, their cuteness is undeniable. But their appetites? Insatiable.
COMMENTS (3)
Cookie: It’s not our fault we’re big eaters! We love to sleep off our calories!
Violet: Pffft yea! It’s not u eat like a bird, Cornwallis??
Rumbles: ^^^
Does your pet want to be a friend of Cornwallis? If so, please send us a picture of your buddy with a brief description to [email protected].



